Saturday, August 27, 2011

A Haunting Most Mario!

I wanted to tell you all a story about something strange that happened to me once a while ago one time. It is a scary story, but in the spirit of Halloween I thought I would put it on my site two months early the way grocery stores stock their candy.

Once I wanted to play Mario but I didn't have a Nintendo for it and I was at a flea market. This old man I saw had Mario and a Nintendo but the label was not there. Also the man said it was owned by a dead kid named Jim. I said whatever cause I was eager to play Mario on my new Nintendo.






I plugged it in but everything seemed normal. I played world 1-1 and did it. Then I tried the old warp pipe trick and when I got to the pipes instead of the usual text that said welcome to the warp zone it said welcome to the scary hell place.


I thought that was weird. But then I said whatever and used the farthest pipe. the intro screen showed the words deathworld 6-6-6.

The graphics seemed off and it sounded like screams happened from the game. It was super scary. But I wasn't scared and kept playing. After a while I hit a place that was impossible to pass because of spikes so I had to die.

I kept trying until my lifes were at 0. I thought it would be came over but Mario came back and this time it looked like his face was bloody. As I started playing the level it turned to a hidden cloud level and it looked like Mario had angel wings. A spooky digital voice came out of the Nintendo that sounded like it said "No hope". As I was about to grab a mushroom the screen went black.



I reset the Nintendo and the game came up. This time the title screen was different and Mario's face was bloody. It scared me so much I reset it again.


As it came on the digital voice said "You cant run from the funk". The screen was hyper-realistic and it showed Mario again only this time his face was me and my family's face and we were skeletons. It was so realistic I couldn't believe it. I was compelled to try the game again. This time I started it. As the first goomba walked towards Mario, Mario turned towards the screen and started screaming "NO MAS, NO MAS!" It sounded like high-quality CD-audio, also blast processing.



I screamed and turned off the game. I put it away. Later that week I noticed my family acting distantly. I decided to research Mario games and I found out that Mario was in a secret game that was only released in two arcades on Friday the thirteenth on June 6th, 1997. It seemed weird so I started playing videogames again.

I decided to put in the Mario game again. I loaded it up and I saw my save file. I clicked it and Mario said "Why-a you-a no-a stop-a playing-a my-a game-a" I didn't take his warning and I played anyway. I got up to Bowser and I won but when I got to peach there was toad there instead and he said "Peach is dead".

Then a ghost face came up and it had a ladies face and princess peach is a lady.



 I reset the game for the last time. I opened up my save and it changed from my name. it said...

JIM DIED BRO!



AHHHHHHHH

Then my mom walked in and she screamed. I was dead the whole time and guess what. My name was jim!!!!!!!!!

So anyway I don't know if any of you guys have experienced anything like that. It might have just been a bad dream and anyway my mom sold the cartridge at a yard sale so I don't have it anymore but you should believe because true!  


31 comments:

  1. literally shat my pants and will be billing you for the cost of new pants good sir

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  2. suddenly, i was sobbing

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  3. Oh god, I'M SO IMMERSED!

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  4. Please leave your address so I can get your pants out to you right away. Please specify yellow or beige pants.

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  5. jesus christ i am so scared right now and i called MY GIRLFRIEND but her dad picked up



    BUT HER DAD IS DEAD

    and then it showed me a hyper-realistic picture of my girl covered in smegma

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  6. I read this and lolled and then I DROWNED [I shouldn't have done that...]

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  7. "also, blast processing."

    Great stuff. You really captured the essence of the creepy Internet videogame story.

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  8. Holy crap those are skeletons of my family too bro! Are you me?

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  9. This could be a pretty cool romhack, though it'd be a bit like Eversion.

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  10. But.... my name is jim!

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  11. How did you get those pictures?

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  12. This is still the best

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  13. Great, there goes my ability to sleep tonight.

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  14. omg so super scary!!1!!

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  15. I personally would not read this creepypasta out loud because it would sound like Blast Processing.

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  16. Okay, this is the worst 'pasta I've ever read. It wasn't even scary, I don't know if people are being sarcastic when they say that this is good, but this is.. just terrible. Really? Jim died, bro? Okay.. there are some serious grammar issues. And the Mutahar on "SomeOrdinaryGamers" (I think it's Mutahar) said that this is a troll 'pasta. He said this is the lowest on the spectrum.

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  17. Dude, this is bad. There are so many grammar issues, too. Mutahar on the channel "SomeOrdinaryGamers" said that this is a troll 'pasta and the lowest on the spectrum. Also, you really need to work on your photos. When you showed us a dead version of Princess Peach, it looked SO bad. And that "hyper-realistic" photo of your family in skeletons, is bad, too. And how would you know that is your family? Don't use "hyper-realistic". What the **** is hyper-realism? You can just say "realistic" even though it wasn't realistic at all. XD Just really bad 'pasta, "bro".

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    1. .......... Seriously? IT'S A JOKE!!

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  18. Holy crap, that was so scary! I shat my pants like 7 times, and cried!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  19. So close...
    then you threw it into the trash.

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  20. That is literally the worst, most cliche thing I have ever read in my life.

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  22. I bought a game a lot like that at some garage sale with a lot of kids stuff, the lady seemed sad. well anyways my name is also jim and I also died

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  23. gary-sam-friggity-giggityMarch 8, 2013 at 4:07 PM

    ...How the fuck is this even remotely scary? It uses all cliches from creepygamingpastas.

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  24. Wow, this is the worst creepypasta ever

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  25. one of the worst pasta's I've read

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  26. Now somebody has to rewrite this in the style of Hans Von Hotzel. Please do.

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