Tuesday, July 26, 2011

A Grandmother Cares 2: Mr. President

A Grandmother Cares #2: Mr. President

10 Things you NEED TO KNOW about Ba-lack Hussein "Osama" Obama


1: He has NEVER read all the way through the BIBLE, although he OWNS TWO KORANS!

2: He once privately referred to his visit to KENYA as a NICE TRIP

3: He is a SUPPORTER of GAY MARRAIGE, even though the BIBLE says this is a SIN

(Tortilukelos 21:4 "Man shalt never cleave another mans cheeks in twane with his holy rod, Lest the pair shalt be cast into the fire and brimstone for yea, God finds the whole thing quite unsettling and all together gross")

4: He intentionally CHOSE a hybrid-breed dog for a family pet as a subconscious show of SUPPORT for RACE MIXING!!!

5: He plans to re-open GUANTANAMO BAY as a DEATH CAMP for SENIOR CITIZENS who can't afford his OUTRAGEOUS OBAMACARE policy

6: He PLANS to REDUCE out budget by RESTRICTING our ability to go to WAR with TERRORISTs who THREATEN out FREEDOM

7: He wants to DESTROY the FREE-SPEECH rights of our most PATRIOTIC REPBULICANS by taking FOX NEWS OFF the AIR

8: He has implemented SECRET TECHNOLOGIES to STEAL YOUR DATA to help the programming of an EVIL DEMOCRAT ROBOT ARMY

9: He wants to LIMIT our CHILDRENS access to INTELLIGENT DESIGN in order to propagate the MYTH or EVOLUTION

(Book of Torby 8:40 "And god came down from the heavens and said unto the most innsufferable torby "Would you please stop with all of the silly questions, Of course I created everything in seven days, no one likes a free thinker so please shut up or I will most certainly have to smote you" and torby did so and yea, God was fine with that")

10: He plans to STEAL our CHILDREN so that he can INDOCTRINATE them into his team of EVIL DEMOCRATIC ROBOT ARMY PROGRAMMERS

BONUS TRUE FACT: He wants to REPLACE all of the FACES on the MONEY with pictures of COMMUNIST leaders and popular "GANGSTER" rappers ("Goodbye Mr. Washington, Hello Mr. Fifty Cents and Mr. Stalin and Mr. MandMs)

PLEASE HELP SPREAD THESE FACTS TO ALL YOUR LOVED ONES! HELP KEEP AMERICA SAFE FROM TERRORIST MUSLIM PRESIDENTS! NOBAMA 2012!

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